There is only one real problem between a man and a woman, when one of them is in...– An American in Paris (via filmquotes)
This is my ringtone for a coworker.
Rumor has it that my favorite local sushi...
15 songs in my pants meme
I’ve been meaning to do this one, and what better time than at 6am before I’ve even finished a cup of coffee? Shuffle your music library and add ‘in my pants’ to the names of the first 15 songs. 1. Boom, Like That in my pants [Mark Knopfler] 2. Devil in Disguise in my pants [J.J. Cale] 3. Dear Doctor in my pants [The Rolling Stones] 4. Button My Lip in my pants [Elvis...
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
I got an e-mail today that started off like this: “A friend of mine spilled wine on her laptop… which presents an interesting dilemma. Should she be my friend because she drinks wine or should she NOT be my friend because she’s so careless around her laptop.” Since I’m not much of a wine drinker I think he should NOT be her friend anymore.
Radio: blaring loudly
Her: That last song sucked.
Me: Yeah, but this one is Eddie Vedder
Her: Yes, it's much better
Me: No, I said EDDIE VEDDER
Her: Any better?